Unlocked

ruinedchildhood:

i bet theres a joining door thing and theyre fucking in there

ruinedchildhood:

i bet theres a joining door thing and theyre fucking in there

(Source: herecomestheindian, via ruinedchildhood)

luckydayblog:

shewillmove-mountains:

this is literally what it’s like to be 21

except you’re broke

(via canappa)

sean-codyvevo:

bored-no-more:

Sand storm, it’s just a storm …. wait who turned off the light?

OMG THIS IS HORRIFYING

sean-codyvevo:

bored-no-more:

Sand storm, it’s just a storm …. wait who turned off the light?

OMG THIS IS HORRIFYING

(via searchbeauty)

theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though
you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…

theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…
http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though

you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…

(via ruinedchildhood)

boopthestars:

SOMEONE PUT THESE BY THE STAIRS AT MY SCHOOL

(Source: 2upernova, via australianpikachu)

farahjasmin:

samjoonyuh:

Some days I feel like Beyoncé and some days I feel like Rihanna…

there are no in betweens

(Source: femburton, via canappa)

tikhalii:

bravely-defaulting:

i love when the supernatural fandom adds a shitty gif to some random fuckin post and then act like they own the place

image

(via secretly-we-are-gay)

pulpdrinker:

sex tip!! when he puts it in, yell ‘what are u doing in my swamp’

(via trust)

reallylameblog:

tastefullyoffensive:

And the winner of Most Unfortunate Name goes to…

Are you kidding I wish this was my name

reallylameblog:

tastefullyoffensive:

And the winner of Most Unfortunate Name goes to…

Are you kidding I wish this was my name

(via nodaybuttodaytodefygravity)

drake & josh

season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush

season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

radgoku:

original-poster:

radgoku:

the first person to poop must have been like ???????????????

As an infant they probably didn’t register what was happening

i was imagining a grown ass man. a man with a beard. a man hunting alaskan mammoths to provide for his family. i forgot babies. i forgot babies existed

(via deathtocliches)