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So gla tey can spel. It wold b hrd to tpe dis witout it.

So gla tey can spel. It wold b hrd to tpe dis witout it.

dont yell at me

bananakittywho:

snaku:

dont yell at me

dont yell at me

dont yell at me

dont yell at me

  • dont
  • yell
  • at
  • me
  1. instead of yelling try not yelling

if you ever yell at me, i promise you i will cry no matter who you are or what i did

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inxdequacy:

it’s not only sassy, it’s transparent too

inxdequacy:

it’s not only sassy, it’s transparent too

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poopflow:

ah yes i have finally found it

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the g spot

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I feel betrayed by nature!! I mean, if one mammal gets one, we all should!!! It would make human life easier and possibly happier!

Me: I like your shoelaces

Cute boy: Thanks, I stole them from the president.

Me: Really? I stole mine from your heart...

ludacrisp:

WHEN TEACHERS FORGET TO CHECK THE HOMEWORK YOU DIDN’T DO

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brook:

she is beyond saving now

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you know when youre having sex, or giving head, and they whisper fuuuck

yeah thats probably one of the greatest moments in life

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